Proper Mannies Rugby

[StandfreeFM]

Rugby players are all closet homo***uals that like sticking pool cues up each other's arses whilst doing steroids, leathering students outside kebab shops and wearing their school ties around their heads. Oh and calling the Japanese "Japs".

Homophobe

Anyway, Jocks hump the Russkies 61-0 to set up a crucial final group game on Sunday against the Ja, sorry, Japan's National Rugby Union Team (Mens). For Scotland to qualify they have to win and stop Japan's National Rugby Union Team (Mens) getting bonus points.

[Don_Corleone]

Homophobe

Anyway, Jocks hump the Russkies 61-0 to set up a crucial final group game on Sunday against the Ja, sorry, Japan's National Rugby Union Team (Mens). For Scotland to qualify they have to win and stop Japan's National Rugby Union Team (Mens) getting bonus points.

Has all the makings of a classic glorious failure. It's what we do best in virtually ever sport we try to play, so I'm sure we'll not disappoint.