You’d think an 18 year old football player would be bursting a gut to be involved with potentially winning a league championship with his current club. What a great note to be able to add to your football CV you’d think eh? Not in this day and age of young footballers though it would appear, much rather spit yir dummy oot so a move to bigger club can be achieved. Well guess what Banks, you’ll win nothing at all with Crystal phukkin Palace, probably not even get a game for them ya money grabbing wee sh*te.

Scott Banks = everything that’s wrong with modern football