OT. The futures Bright, the Futures Brexit!!!

[MadAmster]

The great BoJo shark has put together a cunning plan to remove feeding rights from all but 1% of the fish in the river. It has also developed a devious plan to prevent other fish stopping him and his ilk destroying the river and its flora and fauna. Further it gives no protection to cannibal fish wishing to consume other fish when the intended target turns out to be poisonous.

As for paying for the upkeep of the river, a previous head shark put some £3.5Bn aside "for a rainy day". That money is now worth considerately more but the GBS's oh so cunning plan gives up any and all rights to the intial inlay and the "profit" on that, estimated at around £7.5Bn.

As if that wasn't enough, the shark has also left a proviso that in case of the failure of the Euro and/or severe monetary difficulties he will get the rest of the fish to stump up, up to £30Bn + over the next 30 odd years as and when necessary.

I am off to a restaurant to find one that sells BoJo Shark Fin Soup.

[mistaram]

The great BoJo shark has put together a cunning plan to remove feeding rights from all but 1% of the fish in the river. It has also developed a devious plan to prevent other fish stopping him and his ilk destroying the river and its flora and fauna. Further it gives no protection to cannibal fish wishing to consume other fish when the intended target turns out to be poisonous.

As for paying for the upkeep of the river, a previous head shark put some £3.5Bn aside "for a rainy day". That money is now worth considerately more but the GBS's oh so cunning plan gives up any and all rights to the intial inlay and the "profit" on that, estimated at around £7.5Bn.

As if that wasn't enough, the shark has also left a proviso that in case of the failure of the Euro and/or severe monetary difficulties he will get the rest of the fish to stump up, up to £30Bn + over the next 30 odd years as and when necessary.

I am off to a restaurant to find one that sells BoJo Shark Fin Soup.

MA The Bojo shark swims up the far right of the Thames. It had a brother who got so despondent with the garbage spewing from its gills . He decided to leave the shoal altogether He also had a sister but she has nothing to do with him and swims son the centre of the river The Bojo shark has a small shoal of sharks that swim with him where ever he goes But these are sworn to secrecy to never mention the coming reduction in the economy to any of the minnows in the river

[swaledale]

MA The Bojo shark swims up the far right of the Thames. It had a brother who got so despondent with the garbage spewing from its gills . He decided to leave the shoal altogether He also had a sister but she has nothing to do with him and swims son the centre of the river The Bojo shark has a small shoal of sharks that swim with him where ever he goes But these are sworn to secrecy to never mention the coming reduction in the economy to any of the minnows in the river

But that Brother has amazingly swum back into the shoal again now he thinks Johnson may be successful, whilst his sister says she disagrees, but judging from her appearance on HIGNFY the other week, is clearly starstruck that her brother is Pm, irrespective of how he got there or how he is behaving and was looking forward to Christmas at Chequers! Hopefully that wish will no longer be possible after 12 Dec, though I fear the election will resolve nothing other than get rid of the worst, most embarrassing and unsubtle liar this country has ever had.

[AdiSalisbury]

But that Brother has amazingly swum back into the shoal again now he thinks Johnson may be successful, whilst his sister says she disagrees, but judging from her appearance on HIGNFY the other week, is clearly starstruck that her brother is Pm, irrespective of how he got there or how he is behaving and was looking forward to Christmas at Chequers! Hopefully that wish will no longer be possible after 12 Dec, though I fear the election will resolve nothing other than get rid of the worst, most embarrassing and unsubtle liar this country has ever had.

Which one?

[MadAmster]

There was an institute that published "figures" yesterday claiming that leaving with BoJo's deal would see, 10 years down the road, 2% annual growth. Not bad you may think. The report went on to say that remaining would see growth of 5.5% annually 10 years on.....

I'm quite sure another one will be out soon saying gloom with a deal and doom without a deal. Just what is Joe Public supposed to believe?

[Geoff Parkstone]

Good luck with the inflation inherent in 5.5% growth. Rather just have 2%

[ramAnag]

So - just announced on the Marr show - Farage isn’t standing for Parliament after all.
Says he’s going to lead the Brexit Party but can’t do that and stand as an MP too.
Don’t know how Corbyn, Johnson and Swinson cope...what a gutless empty vessel Farage has proved to be.

[Geoff Parkstone]

Corbyn, Johnson et al ( who is Swinson?) have all been given safe seats. A pig who wore the correct coloured rosette could get elected in their constituencies. NF would have to fight his way in as there are no rotten UKIP boroughs. Simple, sensible choice as UKIP is a one cause party and is likely nationally irrelevant in 6 months time.

[Geoff Parkstone]

Corbyn, Johnson et al ( who is Swinson?) have all been given safe seats. A pig who wore the correct coloured rosette could get elected in their constituencies. NF would have to fight his way in as there are no rotten UKIP boroughs. Simple, sensible choice as UKIP is a one cause party and is likely nationally irrelevant in 6 months time.

[ramAnag]

Corbyn, Johnson et al ( who is Swinson?) have all been given safe seats. A pig who wore the correct coloured rosette could get elected in their constituencies. NF would have to fight his way in as there are no rotten UKIP boroughs. Simple, sensible choice as UKIP is a one cause party and is likely nationally irrelevant in 6 months time.

Johnson’s seat isn’t that safe...about a 5000 majority. One of the reasons he’s thinking of transferring to stand against Dominic Grieve in the much safer Tory seat of Beaconsfield.

Last time I looked Swinson was the MP for East Dumbartonshire which she won from Labour some time ago, not sure of your point.