things that p*ss you off

[Mason89]

Has anyone tried to explain the difference between 4G and WiFi to an older relative? Wow!

I’ve spent about 10 years trying to explain the difference between the WiFi’s, the Hotmail’s & the Facebooks. Every single time I see them. This usually involves setting new passwords every time. This is made a hundred times worse by the fact the two of them are deaf as posts

[mondo_notion]

I’ve spent about 10 years trying to explain the difference between the WiFi’s, the Hotmail’s & the Facebooks. Every single time I see them. This usually involves setting new passwords every time. This is made a hundred times worse by the fact the two of them are deaf as posts

Ah don't get me started with passwords for the older generation.

My mum wont use her name in an email (that I will have to set up for her) so she ends up with something absolutely ridiculous like [email protected]

Utter madness but she wont listen.

[Mason89]

I’ve just emailed her with a fantastic money making opportunity. Just need her bank details & name of her first pet

[mondo_notion]

I’ve just emailed her with a fantastic money making opportunity. Just need her bank details & name of her first pet

She says thanks. When she remembers where about in the garden she's buried the old biscuit tin that contains a piece of paper with her email passwords on it she'll get back to you.

[mondo_notion]

I’ve spent about 10 years trying to explain the difference between the WiFi’s, the Hotmail’s & the Facebooks. Every single time I see them. This usually involves setting new passwords every time. This is made a hundred times worse by the fact the two of them are deaf as posts

Any tips on how to explain what cloud storage is?

[donsdaft]

Don’t trust anything that has the word cloud in it.
Turn it all off

[mondo_notion]

Don’t trust anything that has the word cloud in it.
Turn it all off

You're absolutely right. I finished Edward Snowdens book not so long ago and it's scary some of the stuff they get up to. Some of the analysts took stalking exes to a different level.

[Pacman1903]

Don’t trust anything that has the word cloud in it.
Turn it all off

Does that include my indian pal at work Mukil?

His name translates to dark cloud

[donsdaft]

Dark Cloud eh?

He should move to Aberdeen

[donsdaft]

You're absolutely right. I finished Edward Snowdens book not so long ago and it's scary some of the stuff they get up to. Some of the analysts took stalking exes to a different level.

I didn't have to read anything, the word itself suggests foul play to me.

I knew a guy once who worked for a company that analysed the information that could be gleaned from store loyalty cards.

Tell them nothing my man, tell them nothing.