Yes, he did, it’s on the next page
https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...garden-3782263
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Yes, he did, it’s on the next page
https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...garden-3782263
Reminded me of the first house we rented after uni, a mid-terrace cottage in Towcester. Either side of us were two 'spinsters of the Parish' who were not on speaking terms with each other and we were literally 'caught in the middle'. Turned out that their feud was because many years earlier, one of them had looked out of her bedroom window and witnessed to other one's husband pleasuring himself over an adult magazine in the sanctuary of his garden shed. She promptly called the police but he was never charged on the grounds that he said he'd just popped into the shed to 'adjust his hernia belt'![]()
Just read it, made me chuckle.
Better than being announced as “slapper of the parish”