O/T David Beckham joke.

[ex_pat_magpie]

��Better not mate.

I'll show her your post and give her your address for her next visit to Cape Town

[Milburn9]

I'll show her your post and give her your address for her next visit to Cape Town

Oh Sh1t. Zip please ban me.....

[ARAbCHNID]

One entrepreneur says to another, 'I've just been in the Far East prospecting for gold'.
'Japan?' asks the second entrepreneur.
'Gosh no,' he replies. 'I used much more scientific methods'.

[Milburn9]

One entrepreneur says to another, 'I've just been in the Far East prospecting for gold'.
'Japan?' asks the second entrepreneur.
'Gosh no,' he replies. 'I used much more scientific methods'.

😂

[Milburn9]

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[ex_pat_magpie]

Oh Sh1t. Zip please ban me.....

She's a big lass and swings a mean left hook.

[pboromag]

That's what you say when you're upset with Pbro's posts Mick. It wasn't as bad as that was it.

you just cant keep me out youre posts pat can you
not obsessed at all

or just stirring the ****e
which we all know you dont do
so your back to being obsessed

[pboromag]

came home last night and mymate had two new porsches on his drive and a new amg .there was also a honda civic

i knocked on hs door
bloody hell ivan
you won the lottery

no he says im not well

why whats wrong i asked

i have car owner virus

[ex_pat_magpie]

you just cant keep me out youre posts pat can you
not obsessed at all

or just stirring the ****e
which we all know you dont do
so your back to being obsessed

I see you still haven't got a sense of humour. Sad isn't it. Slow on the uptake too as that post has been on almost a week now.

[Cannylad]

One entrepreneur says to another, 'I've just been in the Far East prospecting for gold'.
'Japan?' asks the second entrepreneur.
'Gosh no,' he replies. 'I used much more scientific methods'.

Very similar to, "I took the wife on holiday to the West Indies, his mate says, "Jamaica" ? he says "No, she went of her own accord"