Only you could try and make political capital out of a worldwide health scare, Tricky...but, poverty apart, I’d be interested to know how those who travel ‘incognito’ are more likely to carry the virus than the many thousands who arrive daily and constantly via the potential hotbeds of planes, trains and airports. Still, you make it ‘political’ and blame it all on refugees if it helps you feel better.

Would love to, GP, and we really must do one of these days, but I fear I’m tied up with itineraries and she who must - occasionally - be obeyed on this occasion.

You wash your hands after all those ‘frolics’, ‘Amster.