This Covid 19, can you catch it from shagging beautiful women ?
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15-03-2020, 09:48 AM #1
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15-03-2020, 11:40 AM #2
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Hancock has just told informed the nation, people of your age will be told to self-isolate or if married "group isolate" for the next four phooking months!
I don't think (with respect to Mrs S) shagging beautiful women is something you will need to worry about in the near future sinkov!
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15-03-2020, 08:02 PM #3
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We have two bedrooms here BT, I can isolate Mrs S in one of them and sneak the totty into the other. The advice is to get plenty of exercise to survive this thing, what better way ?
Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier
Hancock has just told informed the nation, people of your age will be told to self-isolate or if married "group isolate" for the next four phooking months!
I don't think (with respect to Mrs S) shagging beautiful women is something you will need to worry about in the near future sinkov!
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15-03-2020, 08:08 PM #4
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And just how are they going to stop us old gimmers from sneaking out BT. Tell the Constabulary to keep an eye out for us ? I'll take my chances, I haven't seen a bobby in Clitheroe in three years, and I can probably still run faster than some of the lard buckets you see in uniform these days anyway. Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier
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15-03-2020, 09:12 PM #5
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sinkov---I love it and will be just the same up here in Ashington with plenty of open spaces to wander around undetected ---unless they tag us all! Originally Posted by sinkov
And just how are they going to stop us old gimmers from sneaking out BT. Tell the Constabulary to keep an eye out for us ? I'll take my chances, I haven't seen a bobby in Clitheroe in three years, and I can probably still run faster than some of the lard buckets you see in uniform these days anyway.
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15-03-2020, 09:52 PM #6
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You know they have dog wardens Sub, they wouldn't would they, round us up and take us home in the back of a van like. Originally Posted by Supersub6
sinkov---I love it and will be just the same up here in Ashington with plenty of open spaces to wander around undetected ---unless they tag us all!
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