The Corona Virus

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Hancock has just told informed the nation, people of your age will be told to self-isolate or if married "group isolate" for the next four phooking months!

I don't think (with respect to Mrs S) shagging beautiful women is something you will need to worry about in the near future sinkov!

[Balanbam00]

Being in those years about 18 - 22 etc ,I used to go after those beautiful women,I remember well,but in those days working in a TV repair shop,wages were pretty low. Drinks , lets say it cost me 2 quid ,it now cost me 4 quid. Mecca dancing ....''I'll met you inside luv!''
(I'm not phookin daft you know!!) Beautiful women means ,great big holes in yer pockets!!!

[sinkov]

Hancock has just told informed the nation, people of your age will be told to self-isolate or if married "group isolate" for the next four phooking months!

I don't think (with respect to Mrs S) shagging beautiful women is something you will need to worry about in the near future sinkov!

We have two bedrooms here BT, I can isolate Mrs S in one of them and sneak the totty into the other. The advice is to get plenty of exercise to survive this thing, what better way ?

[sinkov]

Hancock has just told informed the nation, people of your age will be told to self-isolate or if married "group isolate" for the next four phooking months!

And just how are they going to stop us old gimmers from sneaking out BT. Tell the Constabulary to keep an eye out for us ? I'll take my chances, I haven't seen a bobby in Clitheroe in three years, and I can probably still run faster than some of the lard buckets you see in uniform these days anyway.

[Supersub6]

And just how are they going to stop us old gimmers from sneaking out BT. Tell the Constabulary to keep an eye out for us ? I'll take my chances, I haven't seen a bobby in Clitheroe in three years, and I can probably still run faster than some of the lard buckets you see in uniform these days anyway.

sinkov---I love it and will be just the same up here in Ashington with plenty of open spaces to wander around undetected ---unless they tag us all!

[sinkov]

sinkov---I love it and will be just the same up here in Ashington with plenty of open spaces to wander around undetected ---unless they tag us all!

You know they have dog wardens Sub, they wouldn't would they, round us up and take us home in the back of a van like.

[Norder]

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No gatherings...in fact, just Stay Indoors. Oh yeah, who says....good trusted folk ?....or a bunch of Psychotic Despots who think they have the power to persuade us submit with fear tactics and distortion....Best approach (imo) , switch off their bullslit noise - continue as normal....stick together.....there's safety in numbers....and anyway, if they want to reset the system, why make it easy for them.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Hancock is onto you old gimmers. He's now talking about, "Forcible detention/quarantine", prison sentences and £1000.00 for non-compliance with government directives.

How the phook they are going to enforce this phooking madness, I really don't know?

[sinkov]

Hancock is onto you old gimmers. He's now talking about, "Forcible detention/quarantine", prison sentences and £1000.00 for non-compliance with government directives.

How the phook they are going to enforce this phooking madness, I really don't know?

They can't, they've given up even trying to catch petty criminals, they've no chance against Accy Grammar School Old Boys like me and Sub. There are around 103,000 front line police, there are around 13 million over 65s, and they're going to have to check on over 65s as well, people don't walk around with 'I am over 70' tattooed on their foreheads. And they can't free up all 103,000 to check on us 13 million gimmers going awol, so do the maths. We live in a lunatic asylum.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

They can't, they've given up even trying to catch petty criminals, they've no chance against Accy Grammar School Old Boys like me and Sub. There are around 103,000 front line police, there are around 13 million over 65s, and they're going to have to check on over 65s as well, people don't walk around with 'I am over 70' tattooed on their foreheads. And they can't free up all 103,000 to check on us 13 million gimmers going awol, so do the maths. We live in a lunatic asylum.

I've just got back from a sales call in Oldham. It was a tattoo shop, which the owner thinks will soon be nationalised. He had a call early this morning from the Ministry to say expect business to be brisk.

It is being planned all persons over seventy years old are having 70+ stamped on their foreheads.