Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
They can't, they've given up even trying to catch petty criminals, they've no chance against Accy Grammar School Old Boys like me and Sub. There are around 103,000 front line police, there are around 13 million over 65s, and they're going to have to check on over 65s as well, people don't walk around with 'I am over 70' tattooed on their foreheads. And they can't free up all 103,000 to check on us 13 million gimmers going awol, so do the maths. We live in a lunatic asylum.
I've just got back from a sales call in Oldham. It was a tattoo shop, which the owner thinks will soon be nationalised. He had a call early this morning from the Ministry to say expect business to be brisk.

It is being planned all persons over seventy years old are having 70+ stamped on their foreheads.