My mate dragged me along to this wedding a few weeks back and as the bride was walking down the aisle I said to this fella sat at the side of me "Jesus christ..look at the state of that he's marrying..what an ugly bitch".To which his reply was "Do you mind,that is my daughter".Well you could imagine my embarrassment.."Ever so sorry pal I didn't realise you were her Father" He then replied "I'm not her Father I'm her Mother..cheeky cont".
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