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    It all gone quiet on here - so a quick check to make sure you are all ok

    Whilst numbers have dwindled on here over the years I like many of you have got through crappy times with the aid of this site - There has been plenty of 'crack' on here plus one or two fall outs, but overall it hasn't been that bad, has it?

    so please check in and say you are OK, I suspect one or two are in the recommended self isolate group - Perhaps we could restart the Jokes thread to keep us going until we get to finish this season off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalverleyBoy View Post
    Whilst numbers have dwindled on here over the years I like many of you have got through crappy times with the aid of this site - There has been plenty of 'crack' on here plus one or two fall outs, but overall it hasn't been that bad, has it?

    so please check in and say you are OK, I suspect one or two are in the recommended self isolate group - Perhaps we could restart the Jokes thread to keep us going until we get to finish this season off.
    Think the idea about the jokes thread is a good one (oh and by the way, I'm here!)

    What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

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    Two men came in the bank this morning wearing masks, luckily they were just robbing the place.

    In a few months we will hopefully be able to say we survived the toilet roll crisis 2020.

    Remember to wash your hands like you're washing Emma Jones.

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    Lol. PS. 'Craic......

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    All fine 'ere .............

    Joke .......... A lady walks into a cocktail bar and asks for a double entendre. The barman asks if she'd like a large one?
    well,it made me laugh !

    MOT

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    While some of us are self isolating Alf is busy self masturbating...........with the family

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    I carried out a survey asking a 1000 women what was their preferred colour of underwear, 86% answered aaaaaarh how the hell did you get in here.

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    My mate dragged me along to this wedding a few weeks back and as the bride was walking down the aisle I said to this fella sat at the side of me "Jesus christ..look at the state of that he's marrying..what an ugly bitch".To which his reply was "Do you mind,that is my daughter".Well you could imagine my embarrassment.."Ever so sorry pal I didn't realise you were her Father" He then replied "I'm not her Father I'm her Mother..cheeky cont".

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    Yep, still here and virus free.....for now.

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    Cheers everyone a couple of chuckles in there - as Ken Dodd would say you need to exercise your chuckle muscles to live long and it worked for him

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