Conspiracy theory

[regis80]

Something definitely isn’t right.

Are the so called richest escaping the planet for a better life on some super space station? Who’s watched the film Elysium? starring Matt Damon, then you’ll know what I mean.
If this was public, we’d all be out protesting. But hey they have us all indoors, everyone scared to leave the house. While they secretly plot to leave.

If anyone wants what i’m drinking, just say.


Time.

[TipperaryBaggie]

Is it just a coincidence but the two countries that have the largest cases of this virus are Italy and China. The staple diet of these two countries are pasta and rice yet we Brits are intent on clearing the shelves of these products! Just saying

[boingy]

Is it just a coincidence but the two countries that have the largest cases of this virus are Italy and China. The staple diet of these two countries are pasta and rice yet we Brits are intent on clearing the shelves of these products! Just saying

Tipp that's priceless thinking.

[kettering_baggie]

OMG! I’ve just eaten a bowl of tagliatelle! I’m doomed.

[TipperaryBaggie]

No sympathy for you Ketts. I did warn you!

[WBA1955]

I wonder if a war is imminent and that is the reason why they want everyone at home?

[Baggiemadguern]

I wonder if a war is imminent and that is the reason why they want everyone at home?

Well you say that, I have friends in the military and they have suggested that fingers are poised on buttons. I have had the seals on all my windows and doors all checked so that they are airtight and I have bought a case full of WW1 military helmets just in case of fall out. I have also blocked my chimney’s with newspaper and have pulled all my carpets up and stuffed the cracks in my floorboards with loads of toilet roll. (And you wondered why people were buying so much toilet roll) I feel remarkably smug and safe now because I am ok. Well.............apart from the fact I forgot to bulk buy food. There is always something that foils the best laid plans.

[9goals2hattricks3pen]

Perhaps the Conspirator is God Himself!? His way of reducing our numbers! His way of cleaning up our polluted world!

[Albionic68]

........ I have had the seals on all my windows and doors all checked so that they are airtight and I have bought a case full of WW1 military helmets just in case of fall out. I have also blocked my chimney’s with newspaper and have pulled all my carpets up and stuffed the cracks in my floorboards with loads of toilet roll. (And you wondered why people were buying so much toilet roll) I feel remarkably smug and safe now because I am ok......

Can't help but think you're taking this social isolation thing a bit far now BMG. Still, it explains why you haven't got enough bogroll to wipe your @rris 😊 .

[WBA1955]

Not far out there 9 goals, the real conspirator is nature. For years the animal known as the human being has polluted waterways,the oceans, the air that we breathe, destroyed rain forests, had the nerve to call other animal species vermin and wipe them out sometimes just for fun. You didn't really think nature was going to let us get away with all that?
The devastating fires, the floods and now this virus are just a warning for us to mend our ways.
If we don't i am afraid nature will stop being as gentle with us.