Quote Originally Posted by Pattylallacks2 View Post
World Health Organisation has just issued advice about se xual intercourse during corona crisis:

SE is relatively harmless if safety guidelines are followed:

STAY AT HOME even if this means you have to resort to SE with your wife, husband, partner

Observe the 2 metre rule

Wash your hands for 2 minutes before and after even if this is longer than the actual act itself

The act must involve no more than two people or one person and an animal.

Please observe these guidelines and keep our STD clinic staff safe.
I'm afraid I haven't got 2ms. Will 2cms do?