"Outside in our garden the quality of air is alpine like, is the dramatic reduction in air pollution, really so significant in such a short space of time? It certainly feels so."

Lucky you BT, over here nothing has changed as Castle Cement continues to spew out it's filth on a daily basis onto the otherwise green and pleasant Ribble Valley.

"Don't shoot me down just yet, I have another few pages to go!"

Carry on mon ami, in the meantime I shall continue to load my Smith and Wesson.