Quote Originally Posted by Silly-miller View Post
Really your eyesight needs testing so instead of pining up a made up wall chart you go driving?

Do me a favour please let me know when you do this so I can stay off road.

Cheers
Imagine the scene at No 10

Boris....come in Dom
now it was a bit daft to drive that distance but I know there are no child care facilities in the largest city in the country but to drive another 30 miles to Barnard Castle is going to take some explaining.....any thoughts?
Dom.....I could say I had serious trouble with my eyesight & needed to test it so I thought driving to Barnard Castle & of course having concern for my son's welfare I took him & my wife with me What do you think Boris?
Boris....... brilliant Dom the thick british public will never suspect that we [sorry you] just made it up as it is so outlandish that it must be true
Now get out there & give it to em oph & don't forget to say sorry
Dom .......sorry for my piss poor judgement?
Boris...... no you pillock sorry for keeping everyone waiting
Dom....leave it to me Boss