Big fight at a gypsy wedding in Ireland, goes to court and the judge says, 'Can anyone explain what happened?"

Paddy says, ' I can, I was the best man and I was dancing with the bride. We were dancing quite close when the groom stormed up and kicked her in the fanny.

'I see', says the judge. 'That must have hurt'

'Bloody right' says Paddy. 'He broke three of my fingers!'