FAO Zippity (take over Bid)

[Zippity]

"I am fluent in both Arabic and dwarf"

Has that sentence ever been written on any forum ever before.

[dagenhamJohn]

"I am fluent in both Arabic and dwarf"

Has that sentence ever been written on any forum ever before.

you would know if you were an Irons supporter mate be sure!

[dagenhamJohn]

just an update mate

Now that the dust has settled I'd like to bring you up to date.

I've been in continual contact with the Saudis and they have indeed turned their attention to taking over at the ILS. Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman (he's just Mo to me), still has a cheeky 400 million burning a hole in his pocket and he wants in, even planning to hand a contract to a local baker to put claret and blue icing on the three tons of stottie cakes he has in his freezer.

The dwarf ( Sullivan our joint owner) however, is a problem.

He wants his legacy passed on to Junior Slug who himself is learning the intricacies of club ownership on FIFA 21 (Covid Version), and won't sell for less than 500 million. David Gold has left everything to the stunted fecker as he now thinks he's Mr Kipling and will only eat exceedingly good cakes. And although Mo has the wedge he won't be taken for a ride.

Sullivan has agreed to meet Mo on Monday for ongoing talks with a 22 carat bog seat for Dwarf Towers as a gift for attending.

The meeting is at the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul.

I'll keep you posted

stay safe now
John...