Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
My wife’s gran was about 5 feet 2 inches tall and very feisty even as an 85 year old.

One winters evening she caught a scrote coming in through her kitchen window so she surprised him by shoving her potato peeler straight into his right buttock.

This lowlife squealed like a pig as he was stuck in a tight gap as she repeatedly jabbed at his a r s e 😆😆

Police were called and they cautioned her to “be careful in future” due to the fact she could’ve caused serious injury 😤😤

Police had started to become PC even by the mid 90’s 🤡🤡


Pity the old lady Mick did not go for his eyes and blind the w anker with his own blood. She would have deserved hero status!