This insanity is endless...

[sinkov]

This is definitely one for the 'endless insanity' thread,

"Elon Musk, the Tesla and SpaceX entrepreneur and high-profile sceptic, wrote on Twitter that he took four rapid antigen tests yesterday and got a mixture of results back. "Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back negative, two came back positive. Same machine, same test, same nurse. Rapid antigen test from BD."

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 13, 2020"

I know it's serious really, but this is so farcical I can't help laughing. FFS, Beam Me Up Scotty.

[sinkov]

Adolf plays Boris in the latest 'Downfall' parody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4bz...annel=PianoMan

Fecking brilliant

[oldcolner]

This is definitely one for the 'endless insanity' thread,

"Elon Musk, the Tesla and SpaceX entrepreneur and high-profile sceptic, wrote on Twitter that he took four rapid antigen tests yesterday and got a mixture of results back. "Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back negative, two came back positive. Same machine, same test, same nurse. Rapid antigen test from BD."

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 13, 2020"

I know it's serious really, but this is so farcical I can't help laughing. FFS, Beam Me Up Scotty.

You’ll love this Sinkov
I heard of a family of 3 going for a test in Scotland but their car broke down on the way so they didn’t make it.
They rebooked but before they went they heard two had tested positive and one negative.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Adolf plays Boris in the latest 'Downfall' parody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4bz...annel=PianoMan

Fecking brilliant

When fiction becomes fact it's time to put the cat out and leave.

"Poison the exports to Sweden"

[Supersub6]

Adolf plays Boris in the latest 'Downfall' parody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4bz...annel=PianoMan

Fecking brilliant

Great laugh

[sinkov]

When fiction becomes fact it's time to put the cat out and leave.

"Poison the exports to Sweden"

"They're so scared they wear masks alone in cars".

[The Bedlington Terrier]

"They're so scared they wear masks alone in cars".

I keep asking the same question sinkov, "Why are there no bodies piling up in the street?"

Lunchtime yesterday me and the Child Bride decided to have a window shop in Bolton.

My first reaction, "I thought we were supposed to be in Lockdown?" The place was heaving.

[oldcolner]

I keep asking the same question sinkov, "Why are there no bodies piling up in the street?"

Lunchtime yesterday me and the Child Bride decided to have a window shop in Bolton.

My first reaction, "I thought we were supposed to be in Lockdown?" The place was heaving.

That’ll be Boris fault then. What’s Burnham doing?

[sinkov]

I keep asking the same question sinkov, "Why are there no bodies piling up in the street?"

I trawl through the GOV.UK and NHS websites trying to find out what I can BT, and it's a struggle trying to find anything meaningful. Last night I came upon a gem, a circular graph showing the excess deaths this year, compared to the previous five years, but it was only for London, I couldn't find a similar national graph. What it showed though was a huge upward spike in excess deaths from March with it coming down sharply as summer approached. All summer this year's line was running alongside the last five years, it continued like that into September, October and it's still at the same level as the last five years right now.

What it shows quite clearly is that there are no excess deaths in London, there is no 2nd wave in London. Last years flu victims are now called Covid victims, that's all that's different, the numbers are the same. Which is why you can't find the bodies BT, there aren't any, or to be more accurate, no more than normal.

[1959_60]

I trawl through the GOV.UK and NHS websites trying to find out what I can BT, and it's a struggle trying to find anything meaningful. Last night I came upon a gem, a circular graph showing the excess deaths this year, compared to the previous five years, but it was only for London, I couldn't find a similar national graph. What it showed though was a huge upward spike in excess deaths from March with it coming down sharply as summer approached. All summer this year's line was running alongside the last five years, it continued like that into September, October and it's still at the same level as the last five years right now.

What it shows quite clearly is that there are no excess deaths in London, there is no 2nd wave in London. Last years flu victims are now called Covid victims, that's all that's different, the numbers are the same. Which is why you can't find the bodies BT, there aren't any, or to be more accurate, no more than normal.

Hurray! Rejoice! Nothing to worry about.

No need for a vaccine - everything is normal.

Thanks for that Mon Ami, just let Boris know and then we can all get back to business as usual.

I think that we both deserve a gong for this