You lot must have had bad luck. The other day a very nice lady phoned me to tell me I had won half a million pounds on the Nigerian lottery. She explained that to get the cash, because it was overseas I had to pay a £500 administration fee so they could send me my winnings. Bearing in mind the prize, I thought that was very reasonable so I gave her my bank details. Looks like we'll be having a good Christmas.

These scams used to annoy me, and I would feel sympathy for any unwary victims. Nowadays they tend to amuse me, whenever I get one I just click "add sender's domain to blocked senders list". Every few days I have a glance through them and have a chuckle at what they seem to offer.

I do sometimes wonder if the Russian blonde who was desperate to meet me was genuine though.