A handy destination guide for those planning their next holiday and not wanting to have THE JAB, although I suspect it might be just as useful for those who do have it.

INSTRUCTIONS

1) Choose a number between 1 and 9.
2) Multiply it by 3.
3) Add 3.
4) Multiply by 3 again.
5) Add the two-digit number you get together.
6) Number you get is your holiday destination.

1) Benidorm
2) Algarve
3) Rimini
4) Marrakesh
5) Magaluf
6) Ibiza
7) Majorca
8) Dubrovnik
9) Knott End
10) Thailand
11) Florida
12) New York
13) World Cruise
13) Med Cruise
15) Caribbean Cruise
16) China
17) Vietnam

Have a good holiday.