Tony Stewart responds to Wayne Rooney claims

[Pattylallacks2]

Klit Klot and Klap are likely to have tough schooldays

Especially if they resemble turnip head

[Brin]

A joke Brin (not me - the post)

...yes I realised that after I'd posted and revisited it...oops!

[wrinkly]

...yes I realised that after I'd posted and revisited it...oops!

No problem mate. The shame is that the utterly hilarious scenario, I put forward, of our directors singing"wings of a sparrow" at Hillsborough got lost because I messed up by forgetting that Tony Putrid had departed the sty. Schoolboy error on my part. "Accuracy is the first rule of comedy Spike" to paraphrase a fellow Thryberghite

[Brin]

No problem mate. The shame is that the utterly hilarious scenario, I put forward, of our directors singing"wings of a sparrow" at Hillsborough got lost because I messed up by forgetting that Tony Putrid had departed the sty. Schoolboy error on my part. "Accuracy is the first rule of comedy Spike" to paraphrase a fellow Thryberghite

Indeed it is. As for Rooney if he's finding it hard in football management he might want to try taking UP a career as a rugby Manager......
at least he'll get to work with hookers all day long.

[Archiemiller]

I wonder how Pullis will react to a couple of verses of "wings of a sparrow" when our third goes in at Hillsborough

Alka-seltzer setting in pal.?

[MillersTime]

Not relevant to this thread but didn't want to start another.... does Olosunde have an extension in his contract beyond this summer? If the worst happens and we go back down I don't think he would be coming with given his performances

[wrinkly]

Alka-seltzer setting in pal.?

Must be Arch. Although I don't exactly keep my finger on the pulse regarding all things porcine I did know that he had departed the sty - and forgot. Now what did I come in the kitchen for?

[Brin]

Must be Arch. Although I don't exactly keep my finger on the pulse regarding all things porcine I did know that he had departed the sty - and forgot. Now what did I come in the kitchen for?

Alka-seltzer?

[LincsMiller]

Its turning into a series,,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbCCWXWHKqM

[crashbang]

Tony Stewart has more class in his little finger than that ball sack.