O/T Astonishing flu statistics

**Pattylallacks2** · 18-02-2021, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Ericsladkilnhurst

Turns out its - Tissu

That's the polite term. Their slang version (and I'm sure Frog will confirm this) is lingette de morve.

**Grist_To_The_Mill** · 18-02-2021, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Pattylallacks2

That's the polite term. Their slang version (and I'm sure Frog will confirm this) is lingette de morve.

Not Le Kleenex then?

**Pattylallacks2** · 18-02-2021, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Grist_To_The_Mill

Not Le Kleenex then?

The French would not wipe their arse on a Kleenex. Come to think of it the French don't wipe their arse

**CAMiller** · 23-02-2021, 05:27 PM

Looks like the whole world are in on the conspiracy theory around the flu numbers then?

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/no-influen...103828972.html

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