O/T Which jab have you had?

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Simple Simon, in case he meAts the pie man on the way to the fair.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the pie man “ what have you got there?”

Pies you berk, that’s why I’m called a pie man


Anyhow should it now be academically challenged Simon?