Shouting, Singing.

[alfinyalcabo]

Daggers you are nearly as phookin daft as me mate.

Take care now and keep taking the tablets.

[dagenhamJohn]

Daggers you are nearly as phookin daft as me mate.

Take care now and keep taking the tablets.

indeed Mon Sir!


There are lots of old people living near me and to cheer them up I peer through their windows after dark in my Freddy Krueger outfit.


Some have reported me and plod knocked yesterday warning me that 'Freddy' was no longer appropriate and a gender neutral mass murderer costume would be more in keeping in the 21st century.



I'm pleased that the trans-gender crime prevention operatives in blue are up to speed

Or in keeping with fairness I think we should replace the Barbie doll with a black one called Tinisha. It could have dreadlocks, have an arse like a shelf and a bright pink plastic all in one.
Ken could also be black and look like huggy bear from starskey and hutch.
Their car could be a black Cadillac with wind down windows for the occasional drive by......