Quote Originally Posted by CookieGuy View Post
Jackal2 for manager!!
Ha!

Trust me, my credibility with the players would be zero after about one minute on the training pitch demonstrating my "skills". And as for "show us yer medals", I've got a 100 metre swimming badge and the odd snooker trophy, but nothing else!

I was the kid at school with two left feet who always got picked last by the team captains (for any sport!) so I gave up in the end and stood on the sidelines pretending to be a commentator. Come to think of it, 30 years later nothing has changed!