My missus went to her usual weight loss club this morning because it was their first 'normal' meeting for quite some time.
As usual, I went off on the bus to pick up my great niece's dog who I walk the 5 miles back to our house where he spends the rest of the day.
I walked into the kitchen and on the table were two blue and white boxes ------Covid19 do-it-yourself test kits!
When I asked the missus about them, she told me that they were given to her by a council official in the town's car park!
Evidently this lady told her that they were giving them out so that people could have peace of mind!

I am very peaceful of mind and body tonight because I shoved it up my arse and I seem to be clear of all problems.