British Petroleum started off by going on and on about ‘Couttsy’ and despite being asked failed to give any answers as to why he should be so interested in the matter so conveniently Dee-flects off at a tangent on to something completely different so as to avoid answering why he should be so bathered about who is going to be the next manager of Dundee United. On a Dundee United messageboard. Just seven days after a very unexpected promotion for his own wee Club. Of whom we hear actually very little from him.

But there is definitely no obsession here. No sir. Not a jot.