O/T:- Dogs

[Bartlett's Dust]

I’ll be the voice of sanity in this fred.

Dogs are god awful. Rarely ever met one that’s actually trained properly. Instead they jump up on people, bark at stupid things, chase stupid thing, don’t let you eat in peace, stick their nose in your crotch, and do all kinds of obnoxious things. Why anyone would want that, let alone pay good money for it, is beyond me.

I think the Chinese have the right idea with how dogs can best be useful. I lived there and made use several times. Delicious! Goes well with gravy.

People who actively dislike dogs are usually weird, it's certainly no surprise that you're one.