Summer Transfer Window (Stephen Glass’ first)

[donsdaft]

Go on big man , call a spade a spade..... Oh wait....!!

I'm 5'6" and 9 stone wet through.

I'll call a spade a bloody shovel and completely ignore the banning of words which are only one of a million slang references to racism.

I see Kaffir lime leaves are having to change their name now.

Not being from South Africa, the only time I have ever heard the expression was in the film ICE COLD IN ALEX
A film I have to say which caused many quicksand nightmares during my childhood.