Deadline day is like being with a fine lady most of the time. So much hype and build up, promises to be spectacular but ends in inevitable disappointment and a dribble rather than splurge, if you're lucky.

Look at the end of the day and they are trying to hype a transfer between Everton and Newcastle because all the exciting ones didn't happen. The good ol' Harry Redknapp hanging out his car door days are gone unfortunately.