M-m-m-my Corona…

[Mason89]

Which, let’s face it, would be a lot better than taking two male guinea pigs, dressing one up in a frock and hoping for babies.

How you spend your weekends is none of my business. Neither is how folk self ID

[donsdaft]

Self ID

What a load of absolute s’hite.

[Mason89]

I think you self ID as an Aberdeen fan. Are we not to take your word on that?

Social constructs

[nice1simmy]

Can imagine you peering at the guinea pigs baws, just to be sure. Then housing him in his blue cage & miniture action men to play with

MINIATURE
Back to skool for you

[Mason89]

MINIATURE
Back to skool for you

A good point, well made. I understood it even without the punctuation. If I did return to school, I guarantee you I’d get a better education now

[donsdaft]

I think you self ID as an Aberdeen fan. Are we not to take your word on that?

Social constructs

If we all self identified as 70 years old would we all be entitled to the pension?

[Basingstokered]

A good point, we’ll made. I understood it even without the punctuation. If I did return to school, I guarantee you I’d get a better education now

Not according to the rankings.

[Mason89]

If we all self identified as 70 years old would we all be entitled to the pension?

Doubtful. Age isn’t a social construct. I’d encourage anyone to give it a go though

[Shetland Don]

I don’t doubt that any of that is true. I’m just not convinced Annie Wells would improve the situation. I still think there’s a generation of teachers out there that couldn’t give a f*ck about modern education methods. There’s also a strange fixation in this country of parents wanting their kids to be as miserable at school as they were. Bring back the belt, that’ll learn them!

Edit - poor spelling. I blame the skoolz

That’ll TEACH them you mean. Learning is done in school by pupils listening to teachers who do the teaching, when the latter are allowed to do so that is. What about going a stage further and re-introducing capital punishment but bringing it into schools for minor matters such as truancy or chewing gum in class? That would teach them!🤣

[Mason89]

Not according to the rankings.

Go on then, compare my school in the rankings from when I went there, to where it is now. Try and factor in that there’s nobody getting set on fire, gang warfare or pished up teachers threatening square go’s into your answer.

The floor is yours