To be fair, it's a tough choice for him...his beloved Man U against his boyhood team, his dream jo....ah, no, wait...he said it had never been his dream job (mind, the fact that he actually said that didn't deter the Chronic from calling it just that the other day, the useless, arse-licking twats).

I'm just waiting for him to slip up and refer to them as 'United'.

Not even he's that stupid...?