Best Woke and Cancel Culture Examples please...

[sinkov]

A job advert in the Guardian (where else?)

"‘A part-time Assistant Director of Equality and Diversity at the Central Manchester University Hospitals. Salary £46,625-£57,640.’

‘You’ll look to continually develop programmes that deliver our Equality, Diversity and Inclusion Strategy which sets out a powerful vision: valuing the voices of diverse people to be the best we can. It’s a chance to lead and champion the development and delivery of all aspects of our equality and diversity work. This senior role will see you deputising for the Associate Director of Inclusion and Community including working with external partners to advocate for the areas of Access, Community Partnership and Equality. You’ll also establish strong monitoring arrangements so we can track our progress."

A grand a week for a part-time job in the NHS, doing bugger all that's any help to patients or to clear the backlog. And last year we were stood on our doorsteps banging saucepans in support of these jokers, and they claim they're short of cash ?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

A job advert in the Guardian (where else?)

"‘A part-time Assistant Director of Equality and Diversity at the Central Manchester University Hospitals. Salary £46,625-£57,640.’

‘You’ll look to continually develop programmes that deliver our Equality, Diversity and Inclusion Strategy which sets out a powerful vision: valuing the voices of diverse people to be the best we can. It’s a chance to lead and champion the development and delivery of all aspects of our equality and diversity work. This senior role will see you deputising for the Associate Director of Inclusion and Community including working with external partners to advocate for the areas of Access, Community Partnership and Equality. You’ll also establish strong monitoring arrangements so we can track our progress."

A grand a week for a part-time job in the NHS, doing bugger all that's any help to patients or to clear the backlog. And last year we were stood on our doorsteps banging saucepans in support of these jokers, and they claim they're short of cash ?

I recently discovered I have a very "serious" supra umbilical hernia. My GP finally capitulated to my wife's constant 'phone calls to the surgery.

One look and it was "OMG" we will get you to see a surgeon ASAP. After tapping on his computer keyboards for a few minutes he added as a footnote, "it will be within 3-12 months"!

Meanwhile, the NHS are offering a part-time Assistant Director of Equality and Diversity at the Central Manchester University Hospitals, a salary of £46,625-£57,640.

You could not make this $hit up.