I dinna hae a smartphone as some of you know,
but i met a Funster on my travels in Glasgow,
he had a fancy device and broke the news,
that Sam Cosgrove had joined the Dark Blues.
The holiday from hell continued in the Reef,
when said Funster appeared on the balcony beneath,
he informed me that the joker was now burnt toast,
and was in Australia playing for Central Coast.
Things got worse everyday i woke,
another story fae this Funster bloke,
Jay Chapman had signed fae Inter,
I couldna wait for Scotland and the winter.
Stories continued fae the Funsters phone,
but the next one was close to the bone,
McPoke told Celtic we don't want Leigh,
no good enough to play for the Derry Dees.
"Setting fire to Saintee's wasnae part O the deal,
a wage thief,a fatty on the steal,
we're sending him back with all his grenades!!!,
to be worshipped again by The Green Brigade."
All in all it was a good break,
but the Derry news was hard to take,
maybe its all just been a dream?,
and the city is still tangerine.
