I predict that from the outset we’ll be looking at Siegrist rolling it out to Butcher, who will then pass it along to Edwards, who will then pass it back to Butcher, who will in turn roll it out to Smith, who will return it to Butcher who may then get a bit excited and play it all the way out to McMann, who will then play it back to Edwards. As the match lasts for ninety minutes there is totally loads of time so there is no need to rush this bit. Once a bit of exasperated booing starts, we may then see a pass into Pawlett, Clark or McNulty who will then look up to see a defender not unreasonably coming toward them so to be better to be on the safe side, a simple pass back to Butcher will suffice to allow more ‘patient’ possession between the four defenders for another ten minutes.

This will then proceed for the bulk of the game, during which we may score a goal or we may concede a goal but more likely neither.

Would love it to be 5-0 but c’mon we all know what’ll be like. 0-0 every day of the week.