At least the guys we have work for the team.
Clearly you are joking, these two flatter to deceive, they shuffle about and rarely actually make a challenge. A pair of powderpuffs at best.

Cant score
Hant pass a man
cant hold the ball
cant distribute
No wonder the midfield has little confidence to go forward.

What can they do....
Missed passes and flocks
fancy things that never work
avoid a tackle
rub the hair and face with grammy excellence for fecking up time after time.

I would sack any of my people who despite, training, coaching, encouragement kept messing up like that.