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[57vintage]

“And Aberdeen’s 172nd minute substitute is Pansy O’Snowflake, replacing Powder McPuff. For anyone who has missed their tea, the vending areas remain open, selling a selection of gristle pies, Nachos (whatever the **** they are), seagulburgers, and celery kebabs for the camp vegetarians. Hot and cold drinks are available, including warm, flat Lucozade, tepid instant coffee, and Bovril that’s never been near a cow. If the game goes on overnight, Morrice the Butcher has agreed to ship in bacon rolls, snorkers in a bap, and potted heid softies.”

[pieandbovrilman]

“And Aberdeen’s 172nd minute substitute is Pansy O’Snowflake, replacing Powder McPuff. For anyone who has missed their tea, the vending areas remain open, selling a selection of gristle pies, Nachos (whatever the **** they are), seagulburgers, and celery kebabs for the camp vegetarians. Hot and cold drinks are available, including warm, flat Lucozade, tepid instant coffee, and Bovril that’s never been near a cow. If the game goes on overnight, Morrice the Butcher has agreed to ship in bacon rolls, snorkers in a bap, and potted heid softies.”

Aye but ……varaboots can I get a bacon rowie fae ? That’s fit I want to ken.

[InversneckieDob]

Absolutely nothing, say it again.