No more Partygate fines for Boris, Police Investigation done and dusted, Boris emerges unscathed, as he usually does, and is free to carry on as Prime Minister. Another hysterical Remain media plot to unseat Boris fails yet again.

On the other hand Sir Keir, who couldn't resist jumping on the Partygate bandwagon, is not in the clear, the Durham Police Investigation into Beergate rumbles on, and it's not looking good for the Labour Leader.

Questions remain unanswered, how many were there ? Six was the original story, now Sir Keir says the number was somewhere between 15 and maybe 30, no one is sure, Lefties only have ten fingers and thumbs, so presumably they struggle with numbers beyond that.

Was the luscious Angela Raynor in attendance ? Not originally admitted, but it turns out she was. Why the reluctance to admit it ?

If it was a work event, why was Sir Keir still there hours after the last work event shown in his diary ?

Were people at this 'work event' drunk, there are apparently eyewitnesses stating they were.

Oh dear, oh dear, wouldn't I just love it if it was the sanctimonious Starmer who had to resign and not Boris. But will he, or can he wriggle out like Boris ? Does he have the same jelly like properties as Boris, or will it be Sir Keir who ends up nailed to the wall ?

Watch this space.