Two more Tory MP's in a spot of bother...

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Next big test for Blow Job is two imminent byelections – one held because the previous Tory MP repeatedly watched p-o-r-n in the Commons chamber, and the other held because the previous Tory MP was recently convicted of child s-e-xual assault.

The "Party of Law and Order" my arse.

[sinkov]

No more Partygate fines for Boris, Police Investigation done and dusted, Boris emerges unscathed, as he usually does, and is free to carry on as Prime Minister. Another hysterical Remain media plot to unseat Boris fails yet again.

On the other hand Sir Keir, who couldn't resist jumping on the Partygate bandwagon, is not in the clear, the Durham Police Investigation into Beergate rumbles on, and it's not looking good for the Labour Leader.

Questions remain unanswered, how many were there ? Six was the original story, now Sir Keir says the number was somewhere between 15 and maybe 30, no one is sure, Lefties only have ten fingers and thumbs, so presumably they struggle with numbers beyond that.

Was the luscious Angela Raynor in attendance ? Not originally admitted, but it turns out she was. Why the reluctance to admit it ?

If it was a work event, why was Sir Keir still there hours after the last work event shown in his diary ?

Were people at this 'work event' drunk, there are apparently eyewitnesses stating they were.

Oh dear, oh dear, wouldn't I just love it if it was the sanctimonious Starmer who had to resign and not Boris. But will he, or can he wriggle out like Boris ? Does he have the same jelly like properties as Boris, or will it be Sir Keir who ends up nailed to the wall ?

Watch this space.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

The Metropolitan Police in all fairness, are world renowned for their well documented inability to catch a cold.

Johnson seems to have escaped further fines based on the defence that he works at home, an act in all other Blow Job scribblings and contexts he tells us is a very bad thing to do.

Did the Met tell him he would only be fined once, if not how did he know? Slippery when wet hardly covers it mon ami.

[hopelesslyoptimistic]

There are very few of any persuasion that I would wish to be stuck in conversation with. The ones that are interesting, competent and have a social conscience tend to not get to the positions of power.

[sinkov]

Did the Met tell him he would only be fined once, if not how did he know?

Boris has spies everywhere, there's nowt he doesn't know that lad.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Boris has spies everywhere, there's nowt he doesn't know that lad.

Word is Simon Case his numero uno civil servant is getting chucked under the bus to let Blow Job keep his job. It's like trying to nail a jellyfish onto a chip pan.

[sinkov]

Boris can look after himself, that's for sure, it's that nice Mr Starmer I worry for, he does seem to have boxed himself into a corner, he's supposed to be a lawyer, but he's not the sharpest knife in the box is he ?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Stan the father of the PM, is so pi$$ed off by how his son is running the country he's made himself a French citizen.

Says it all really I suppose.

[sinkov]

Stan the father of the PM, is so pi$$ed off by how his son is running the country he's made himself a French citizen.

Says it all really I suppose.

Can't read much into that mon ami, the old goat's a half French Remainer anyway, he spends a lot of time over there, makes sense.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Can't read much into that mon ami, the old goat's a half French Remainer anyway, he spends a lot of time over there, makes sense.

How are the French with domestic abuse mon ami?