Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
But he's wrong anyway.

I would have been booing as an anti royalist.

Actually I wouldn't have been, I would have been working.
Just as I will be a week tomorrow.
I see Charlie the Weird's first proclamation was to cost every employer in the country a days wages for every employee they have.

No word I suppose, of him refunding the money.
Ach, I’ll come in a do a bit of testing and optical dispensing for you since I’ll be fuucked if I’m watching a day of forelock-tugging, brown-nosing, crocodile tears, and politicians’ virtue-signalling. I have no qualifications in this sort of thing, but if somebody can show me how to switch on the letterboard thing, I can play amateur fool-words Countdown with your elderly clientèle, although they’re likely to be ensconced in their houses for the day reminiscing about the Blitz, and getting slipped a hymen-stretching length by Geordie the Mile End fire warden in an air raid shelter.

Mates’ rates apply, ie a pint in the Lampie.