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  1. #51
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    Tits and Bums min.

    The variety is part of the attraction.

    However, anyone who thinks women don't use them as "display" is frankly off their head.

    As the advert used to say when I was a bairn " Lift and separate"

    The lengths women go to, to make men notice their breasts.

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    When I hear women say of me "Check the moobs on him" I immediately feel validated and valued.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewarty27 View Post
    In my younger days I was very much a tit man,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy_3Q6ctHRA
    Rufus never lived up to the billing, and although his gorging on Kate’s man pillows was purely nutritional, he seems never to have fulfilled that initial promise, Archie. In Huntly, however, I think Mama’s mammaries are fair game until they shut the coffin lid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InversneckieDob View Post
    When I hear women say of me "Check the moobs on him" I immediately feel validated and valued.
    Especially if you have went to great lengths to have them noticed.

    Mrs Donsdaft informed me at the weekend that there are now things called "chicken fillets" that women put under their breasts to make then stick out.
    It's probably best that we don't ever find out the lengths they are prepared to go to to be noticed.
    Padded knickers to make their arse look bigger seemed to be a recent fashion.
    After years of listening to "does my bum look big in this" type comments then i just shak ma heid.

    Still at least all that is temporary, I saw one supposed dolly bird at the airport the other week who had something grotesque to her lips.
    Made me feel sick just to look at her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    Still at least all that is temporary, I saw one supposed dolly bird at the airport the other week who had something grotesque to her lips.
    Made me feel sick just to look at her.
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    No, that wasn't her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    Especially if you have went to great lengths to have them noticed.

    Mrs Donsdaft informed me at the weekend that there are now things called "chicken fillets" that women put under their breasts to make then stick out.
    It's probably best that we don't ever find out the lengths they are prepared to go to to be noticed.
    Padded knickers to make their arse look bigger seemed to be a recent fashion.
    After years of listening to "does my bum look big in this" type comments then i just shak ma heid.

    Still at least all that is temporary, I saw one supposed dolly bird at the airport the other week who had something grotesque to her lips.
    Made me feel sick just to look at her.
    Yev got ma wantin tae hae a fun noo ... an stickin a fkn Chorizo doon a tight pair o' brikks so it looks like Ah've got a big fkn fanny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
    a big fkn fanny!
    He’s over on the non-Off Topic, section beside the NFL thread (FFS…) criticising Marley Watkins.

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    Supreme Court verdict due today. VAR not to be used.

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