Boris for PM

[The Bedlington Terrier]

My man on the inside at Tory HQ tells me that Princess Nut Nuts was instrumental in his decision to withdraw, no way was she going back to live in Downing St, and if he didn't stop the nonsense forthwith, she'd stop his tap. And Boris, good dog that he is, immediately came to heel.

But what about the fecking wallpaper sinkov?

[sinkov]

But what about the fecking wallpaper sinkov?

Trivia mon ami, no interest, it's only the great affairs of state that I comment upon.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Trivia mon ami, no interest, it's only the great affairs of state that I comment upon.

It's RISHI!

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Just saying like 👍
A full 360 to cap off a wonderful year

Wait is that BT I can hear breathing like a Bull waiting to attack 😂😂😂😂

Boris - Boris - Boris

Headline for our new "Clarets Daily Politics Show" - Bluffer Blow Job Blows it. 100 votes my arse!

[outwoodclaret]

Trivia mon ami, no interest, it's only the great affairs of state that I comment upon.

You can’t just discount the wallpaper in great affairs of state sinkov. Some say that the Emperor Napoleon himself was killed by the arsenic laced wallpaper in his lodgings on St Helena.

[sinkov]

You can’t just discount the wallpaper in great affairs of state sinkov. Some say that the Emperor Napoleon himself was killed by the arsenic laced wallpaper in his lodgings on St Helena.

In July 1815, the Emperor Napoleon turned himself in to the British Navy at their base on the Île-d'Aix, just off the French coast near Rochefort. We used to visit it every summer when we lived in France, and would always nip into the Napoleon Museum, which was the house where he was incarcerated during his four days on the island. He left the island on board HMS Bellerophon on July 15th 1815, never again to set foot on French soil. In the museum there is/was a chair which Napoleon had sat on, and a sign saying 'Ne Pas Toucher'. Once when no one was around, I climbed over the rope and plonked my bottom where the great man had once plonked his.

As I was saying Outwood, I only concern myself with the great affairs of state.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

In July 1815, the Emperor Napoleon turned himself in to the British Navy at their base on the Île-d'Aix, just off the French coast near Rochefort. We used to visit it every summer when we lived in France, and would always nip into the Napoleon Museum, which was the house where he was incarcerated during his four days on the island. He left the island on board HMS Bellerophon on July 15th 1815, never again to set foot on French soil. In the museum there is/was a chair which Napoleon had sat on, and a sign saying 'Ne Pas Toucher'. Once when no one was around, I climbed over the rope and plonked my bottom where the great man had once plonked his.

As I was saying Outwood, I only concern myself with the great affairs of state.

Lol! Did your arse fit?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

This lot make Julius Caesar's assassination look like amateur dramatics. Boris again, why make the same mistake twice? (Because people are stupid, that's why). Ah well, you get what you deserve, what goes around comes around.. I'm running out of cliches like the Tories are running out of PM's.

Yet another unelected Tory Prime Minister hits Number 10 who will now become the third Conservative prime minister in under two months and the fifth in six years.

Who makes this $hite up?

The Toxic Party blowhards will be creaming their kecks because Rich Rishi also makes history as the first Hindu to lead the UK.

How long will Rich Rishi last before a General Election is finally called? This "Old Boys Club" needs shutting down.

[sinkov]

Yet another unelected Tory Prime Minister hits Number 10 who will now become the third Conservative prime minister in under two months and the fifth in six years.

Who makes this $hite up?

The Toxic Party blowhards will be creaming their kecks because Rich Rishi also makes history as the first Hindu to lead the UK.

How long will Rich Rishi last before a General Election is finally called? This "Old Boys Club" needs shutting down.

Five PMs, including two women and a Hindu, truly mon ami, even Old Boys Clubs aren't what they were.

[sinkov]

Lol! Did your arse fit?

Of course, did you ever imagine it wouldn't ?