Update on recent incidents of anti-social behaviour at first team fixtures

[Masbroughstreet]

Mr Kettle?

He’s retired (Finally!) and is now working for the Indian FA

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

He’s retired (Finally!) and is now working for the Indian FA

As a chaiwala

What else would you do with an old kettle in India?

[Brin]

He’s retired (Finally!) and is now working for the Indian FA

Where, in Leicester?

[pip_y]

He’s retired (Finally!) and is now working for the Indian FA

So the kettles still whistling

[fc_miller]

So the kettles still whistling

It wont be long before he gets himself in hot water

[Scum-Triumphant]

My advice to anyone thinking about running on the pitch is:

Don't be a c u n t

[howdydoo]

My advice to anyone thinking about running on the pitch is:

Don't be a c u n t

Totally agree.

Unless ........

You're as good as this bloke