Fake fans

[frenchmagpie]

There's a protest ban,a gay s*x ban,an alcohol ban and a turban.

Someone is going to be very disappointed when they get there !

[Mark_Ross]

"singing it's coming home - to the wrong tune"

Not so much the wrong tune, as no tune. Perhaps they really are England fans.

[ncfcog]

"singing it's coming home - to the wrong tune"

Not so much the wrong tune, as no tune. Perhaps they really are England fans.

I think you'll find it IS the right tune, just not necessarily in the right order . . .

[lunaspie]

Post game entertainment - Only Fools and Sacred Cows with Delhi Boy and Ramany.

[nw6pie]

I've done more than my share of complaining about the venue for this world cup, but I'm at the stage now where I'm just grateful there won't be any vuvu f-ing zela's. This might turn out to be a bad world cup but it can't be a harder watch than 2010, surely.

The vuvuzelas were surprising good for drinking - ideal for a “half a yard of ale contest”. Thank God I downed a few cans through one prior to the England v Algeria 0-0 in Cape Town to numb the pain.

[Mark_Ross]

I think you'll find it IS the right tune, just not necessarily in the right order . . .

Seriously though, this is going to be one hell of a weird world cup; surreal even. All the teams & stadia within a John Stones throw-in; okay an hour or two's camel ride.

And it's still bloody hot! (30 C approx)

[Another one]

I think you'll find it IS the right tune, just not necessarily in the right order . . .

Don't mention IS.

[durhampie]

There's a protest ban,a gay s*x ban,an alcohol ban and a turban.

I wonder if Budweiser would still have sponsored the competition if they knew there would be an alcohol ban in the stadiums.

[bule1]

Ironic thing is that the drinking ban will mean more to many of the England fans than any of the other issue with Qatar and their world cup selection.

[lunaspie]

Don't mention IS.

You just did - but I think you got away with it.