Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
Slightly off topic we had a guy on oor jet 2 flight to Lanzarote working as stewardess, 6 foot 3, full pus of make up, beard, false eyelashes, ruby red lippy, see through blouse, corset and bra, pencil skirt, tan coloured tights, high heels and obligatory lisp.

Think hot shot Hamish pat butcher love child.

Looked a nationalist and probably vote Judy garland.
Nails done?