Originally Posted by
Grist_To_The_Mill
Once played for a team where one weekend one of our players was unavailable at the last minute due to a car breakdown on the motorway
We were doing well in the league and needed the points so he was a bit of a loss.
Fortunately one of our manager’s relatives had come to watch and this kid was a very decent player so he was roped in to play.
Fearing the wrath of Sheffield and Hallamshire FA for playing an unregistered player our manager told him to keep his nose clean and if booked then to give the name of our registered player. “What’s he called” asked our ringer, “Tony Curtis” said our manager “ easy one to remember, same as the actor”
Well it was about 30 minutes in and our ringer ploughed straight through their winger, really put him in orbit. Ref was having none of it and got out the book”
“Name, son” said the ref, after a short pause our ringer replied “ Burt Lancaster”