Time to go Tony

[Lolmorgan]

Oh, that I were an idiot,
No folds upon my brain!
My life would be so simple made,
My finer thoughts made plain.

Oh, how I envy idiots,
For ignorance is bliss!
My stress and worries, gone away --
Who would not want for this?

I wish I were an idiot,
The world made black and white.
No countless shades of grey would be,
All would be wrong or right.

I long to be an idiot,
A void between my skull!
My actions free to roam abroad,
To do what is not dull.

But I am not an idiot,
And more's the pity there!
I'm doomed to live with those who are,
Who haven't got a care.

[Gainsbro_Miller]

Oh, that I were an idiot,
No folds upon my brain!
My life would be so simple made,
My finer thoughts made plain.

Oh, how I envy idiots,
For ignorance is bliss!
My stress and worries, gone away --
Who would not want for this?

I wish I were an idiot,
The world made black and white.
No countless shades of grey would be,
All would be wrong or right.

I long to be an idiot,
A void between my skull!
My actions free to roam abroad,
To do what is not dull.

But I am not an idiot,
And more's the pity there!
I'm doomed to live with those who are,
Who haven't got a care.

A genuine question for IBS.
Did you used to work at Grices back in the day?