How **** is Foster?

[WillPark]

VK believes in sharing the goals. We don't need a striker scoring 15 goals. Wide men is what we seem interested in buying, and they score from time to time. So enough of then solves having no striker.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

VK believes in sharing the goals. We don't need a striker scoring 15 goals. Wide men is what we seem interested in buying, and they score from time to time. So enough of then solves having no striker.

All well and good Will but "the average number of goals per game in the English Premier League is 2.84. Over the 29 seasons of the Premier League, there have been a total of 29,917 goals in 11,266 matches, at an average of 2.65 goals per game. In another example, an aggregate of 85 goals happened during a Premier League season, which is an average of 2.24 goals per game."

There is no way on earth we will score around 2.65 goals per game in the EPL with Foster leading the line. I asked prior to the Mainz game where would the goals come from? The answer was zero.